Truth: Sex costs money, period.

Not all of us are supermodels, let's admit that first and foremost.

Okay, here's the deal. Whether it is a hooker, a girlfriend, or a skank at the bar, sex costs you money. The numerical amount differs and there are exceptions to this rule, but in general it is quite clear. You have to pay money in order to get sex.

With hookers, it is obvious. I actually prefer hookers since they are the most honest women around. They fuck you, then ask for money. No diamond necklaces, bracelets, earrings, expensive dinners. Just straight up cash, and I have a guarantee that I'll get what I want.

Girlfriends: Expense after expense. Driving her around, buying her dinner, taking her out on dates, giving her gifts, roses, spending money on valentines day, christmas, birthdays, etc. And if you get married...well, let's just not even go there. That's a whollle different animal.

Bar sluts: you buy them drinks. easily one of the cheaper sources of sex, although unreliable as girls at bars often hit on a guy to get him to buy her drinks, and then walks off to hang out with her boyfriend.


Think about it bros. Commitments can get pretty expensive. If you have a female friend who likes to sleep with you without any commitments or expenses, then hang onto that. It's a recession, and you have to learn to save money in this economy. Yeah, that's right, I just used the economy to justify being single.